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Join us for this hilarious comedy inspired by the stories of Anton Chekhov. The writer invites the audience to join him on a journey of finding the perfect story as he brings nine of his favorite vignettes to life, ranging in style from farce to satire. 30 actors portray a wide variety of characters from turn-of-the-century Russia where, much like today, life often takes unexpected and amusing twists and turns.
This production is rated PG-13 for some mature themes.
By Neil Simon
November 10-12, 2016

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Act I

1.1 - The Writer

Writer/Narrator - Jack Buzard

1.2 - The Sneeze

Ivan Ilyitch Cherdyakov - Nick Zuelsdorf

Gen. Mikhail Brassilhov - Josh Olujide

Madame Brassilhov - Katie Rees

Wife of Ivan - Renee Lindenmann

1.3 - Governess

Mistress - Hanaa Omran I

                  Lexi Wakefield II

Julia - Kayelee Wisdom I

           Sasisara Trithavorn II

1.4 - Surgery

Kuryatin - Rhea Bradley

Sexton - Hosea Mundi

1.5 - A Quiet War

Army - Asa Roberson I

             Logan Seely II

Navy - Simon Guteng, Jr. I

            Nigel Guest-Hatcher II

1.6 - Seduction

Peter - Michael Weiss

Husband - Eric Hryniewicz

Wife - Jessica Ramon

Act II

2.1 - The Drowned Man

Narrator - Jack Buzard

Sailor - Kira Bennett

Policeman - Christine Gilbert

2.2 - The Audition

Voice - Armonie Lane I

             Tristan Decker II

Girl - Grace Quade I

          Kaylee McDonald II

2.3 - A Defenseless Creature

Kistunov - Kevin Baker

Woman - Jasmine Phillips

Assistant - Keche Arrington

2.4 - The Arrangement

Boy - Krupal Patel

Father - Danny Quinter

Girl - Samantha Kargbo

2.5 - The Writer

Writer/Narrator - Jack Buzard

I - 11/11 at 7pm & 11/12 at 2pm
II - 11/10 & 11/12 at 7pm
Rehearsal Calendar

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Program Bio Form

I would like every actor, AD, SM, and tech crew head to have a bio. These are due by October 14! If you don't complete this form by then, you will not have a bio (or Mrs. Tobiason will write one for you...and you don't want that).


Include your first and last name as they should appear in print. Enter your email and your character's name. If you are an ensemble member, include the category from the cast list. For your bio, please write in third person. Seniors get up to 60 words, non-seniors get 30 words (not including your name and character).

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Program Ad Form

All ads are due by October 14.


Please fill out the form below and click the "Order" button. Then upload your attachments using the "Upload" button, and submit your payment no later than October 21. Payment may be made by cash or check. Check payments should be mailed to the following address:


Hammond High
Theatre Department
8800 Guilford Road
Columbia, MD 21046


Available sizes are:

1. (NEW) Shout Out (25 words) - $5

2. 1/4 page (2.5" wide by 4" tall) - $30

3. 1/2 page (5" wide by 4" tall) - $60

4. Full page (5" wide by 8" tall) - $100


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